My first thought when Clara said that.

(via the-eleventh-bowtie)

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

(via the-eleventh-bowtie)

(via alidelboy)

Questions for anyone moving in with us this weekend

uniofnottingham:

  1. Have you packed?
  2. Have you packed everything you need?
  3. Have you packed everything you REALLY need?

lost-in-hammerspace:

This has been a psa about Aesthetic Attraction by me

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

(via bucketsfullofpaperclips)

  • Sherlock: YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?
  • Moriarty: YEAH
  • Sherlock: DUDE ME TOO
  • Moriarty: OH MY GOD
  • *HIGH FIVE*
  • *Theme music plays*